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Old 14.10.2006   #1581
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Old 14.10.2006   #1582
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ten prvni mel ale hodne velky stigro . B??? takovej peknej ignis a u toho druhyho fakt ty lidi kolem trati nekdy nechapu vlest si primo na vyjezd ze zatacky 12minuta ten to pekne zaparkoval dolu jeste ze se jim nic nestalo
jj tec lidi to tam odneslo asi hafec treba ta cervena lancia jak nedobrzdila tam nekdo musel bejt a dalsi fuj.hlavne na tom asfaltu jak se ti lidi rizestupujou darci
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Old 15.10.2006   #1583
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Nepoužívejte vulgarismy, ?eština je dostate?n? libozvu?ná:
Velice mne "kaká", když se ani za "nejvyšší bytost na nebesích" nemohu n?kam dovolat v síti Telekomu. Ty "p?íslušnice nejstaršího ?emesla" na infolince ze mne d?lají "samce domácího tažného zví?ete" a tak jsou všechny jejich rady na "vým?šek z tlustého st?eva mého trávicího traktu". Ob?as se tak roz?ílím, že musím ty "p?íslušnice nejstaršího ?emesla" poslat do "análního otvoru domácího zví?ete produkujícího mléko". Tím chci ?íct, že celá komunikace s Telekomem je na "ženský pohlavní orgán" a já si p?i ní p?ipadám jako "mužský pohlavní orgán".
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Old 15.10.2006   #1584
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Nepoužívejte vulgarismy, ?eština je dostate?n? libozvu?ná:
Velice mne "kaká", když se ani za "nejvyšší bytost na nebesích" nemohu n?kam dovolat v síti Telekomu. Ty "p?íslušnice nejstaršího ?emesla" na infolince ze mne d?lají "samce domácího tažného zví?ete" a tak jsou všechny jejich rady na "vým?šek z tlustého st?eva mého trávicího traktu". Ob?as se tak roz?ílím, že musím ty "p?íslušnice nejstaršího ?emesla" poslat do "análního otvoru domácího zví?ete produkujícího mléko". Tím chci ?íct, že celá komunikace s Telekomem je na "ženský pohlavní orgán" a já si p?i ní p?ipadám jako "mužský pohlavní orgán".
LOL, takhle zacnu mluvit o hodine CJ
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Old 15.10.2006   #1585
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MATRIX mys, fakt sranda.... Neovi narostl ocasek


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Old 16.10.2006   #1586
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Old 19.10.2006   #1588
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nevite kde bych to sehnal jako MP3... Arnostek je proste bozii
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Old 21.10.2006   #1590
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http://www.super.cz/vtipky/5118-pan-bude-hazarder.html

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S tim druhym si na me neprijdes...
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Old 21.10.2006   #1592
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S tim druhym si na me neprijdes...
tema je to ohrane, ale tohle mi zatim prijde nejlepe udelane, co jsem zatim videl
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Old 21.10.2006   #1593
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tema je to ohrane, ale tohle mi zatim prijde nejlepe udelane, co jsem zatim videl
jj je to povedeny, sice jsem vedel o co jde, ale ja jsem hrozne lekavej, takze jsem se stejne leknul
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Old 21.10.2006   #1594
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teda ale tohle asi ani moc do vtipu nepatri...

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Old 21.10.2006   #1595
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Old 22.10.2006   #1597
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Old 22.10.2006   #1598
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jednoho dne v posilovne.... http://www.glumbert.com/media/okgo
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jednoho dne v posilovne.... http://www.glumbert.com/media/okgo
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