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Old 17.3.2008   #3261
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no, uz ten vyraz v obliceji mluvi za vse. zajimava je ta kapalina co mu tece z vidlice
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Old 17.3.2008   #3262
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nemas jeste ty fotky, ktere nasleduji za touhle?
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Old 18.3.2008   #3263
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ne dalsi foto nemam, kapalina je olej.muselo to bolet
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Old 18.3.2008   #3264
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Old 19.3.2008   #3265
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Sraz motorkaru z filipin:

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Old 19.3.2008   #3266
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Old 20.3.2008   #3267
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No a proto byl na kazdem druhem rohu bordel, aby se z toho clovek nezcvoknul.
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Old 20.3.2008   #3268
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lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra514...eature=related
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Old 20.3.2008   #3269
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Uz to tu bylo viz http://forum.czechlfs.net/showpost.p...postcount=2983
Je tam toho vic..
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Old 20.3.2008   #3270
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sry,ja to tu neprojizdim. jinak jeho ostatni videa sem videl
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Old 20.3.2008   #3271
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neni to nekde s aj titulkama?
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Old 20.3.2008   #3272
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Pouzil remote desktop. Cili vzdalenou spravu (Prvni vec kterou na mem PC zakazuji) jestli jsi tohle chtel vedet.

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Old 23.3.2008   #3273
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ty panaci tam http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TD3x...eature=related
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Old 26.3.2008   #3274
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pouze anglicky...
co kdyby distribuce linuxu byly zeny
co kdyby verze win byly muzi
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Old 26.3.2008   #3275
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mravokarci a rodicove prominou
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Old 27.3.2008   #3276
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Old 27.3.2008   #3277
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Old 28.3.2008   #3279
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Víte, jak se loví krokodýl?
Pot?ebujete následující v?ci: p?íru?ku na lov jelena, dv? pletací jehlice, jablko, traverzu, logaritmické tabulky, rybá?ský prut a stoli?ku.
Postup: P?ijdete do míst, kde o?ekáváte výskyt krokodýl?, rozbalíte stoli?ku, nahodíte prut a za?nete ?íst logaritmické tabulky. Protože na prut se žádný krokodýl nechytí a logaritmické tabulky jsou velmi nudné ?tení, usnete. Krokodýl, když vidí, že jste usnuli, vyleze z vody aby vás sežral. Jenže si všimne na zemi u vašich nohou ležících logaritmických tabulek a za?te se do nich. Protože logaritmické tabulky jsou velmi nudné ?tení, krokodýl usne. Kdo d?ív usne, d?ív se probudí, takže hned jak se probudíte, zapíchn?te krokodýlovi jednu z pletacích jehlic do oka. Tím ho nezabijete, jen hodn? rozzu?íte, za?nete proto utíkat. Když vás krokodýl za?ne dohán?t, odho?te traverzu, nesmírn? zrychlíte. Až vás znovu dožene, odho?te jablko, které nikdy nespadne daleko od stromu - na tento strom vylezte a ?ekejte. Krokodýl vyleze za vámi, píchn?te mu do druhého oka druhou jehlici. Tím ho op?t nezabijete, nicmén? krokodýl s pletacími jehlicemi v o?ích vypadá tém?? jako jelen, proto se m?žete dál ?ídit p?íru?kou na lov jelen?.
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Old 28.3.2008   #3280
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... Kdo d?ív usne, d?ív se probudí, takže hned jak se probudíte ...
Už tady bych byl mrtvej, protože já spím hrozn? pomalu.
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